I hate feelings!

Dear Mr. Major Feeling,

I don't mean to discriminate, but please forgive the hardwired, innate need I have to pretty much hate you and all feelings working under you. Well, I don't hate all members of your family, but I hate most of them. I'll provide you with some examples so you can keep them out of my freakin' way:

- Bad feelings

- Guilty feelings

- "I'm stupid" feelings

- "I make fucked up look alright" feelings

- Sad feelings

- Confused feelings

- "Did I just say that?" feelings

- "I need to hide" feelings

- "I need to eat" feelings

- "I don't need to eat, but I will" feelings

Please feel free to send other members of your family my way however; members like Good feelings, Assured feelings, Happy feelings, and my favorite: feelings that make you know that everything is gonna be ok.

*Sigh*

Signed,

No Name